Monday, November 22, 2004

Nudge Nudge

Man(Eric Idle):'Evening, squire!
Squire(Terry Jones):(stiffly)Good evening.
Man:Is, uh,... Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?
Squire:I, uh, I beg your pardon?
Man:Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?
Squire:(flustered)Well, she sometimes 'goes', yes.
Man:Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, know whatahmean, nudge nudge?
Squire:(confused)I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.
Man:Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good!A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
Squire:Are you, uh,... are you selling something?
Man:SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay?(pause)Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!
Squire:Well, I, uh....
Man:Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay?
Squire:Um, she likes sport, yes!
Man:I bet she does, I bet she does!
Squire:As a matter of fact she's very fond of cricket.
Man:'Oo isn't? Likes games, eh?Knew she would. Likes games, eh?She's been around a bit, been around?
Squire:She has traveled, yes. She's from Scarsdale.(pause)
Man:SAY NO MORE!!Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!
Squire:I wasn't going to!
Man:Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib?Is your uh, is your wife interested in... photography, ay? 'Photographs, ay', he asked him knowlingly?
Man:Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
Squire:Holiday snaps, eh?
Man:They could be, they could be taken on holiday.Candid, you know, CANDID photography?
Squire:No, no I'm afraid we don't have a camera.
Man:Oh.(leeringly)Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?
Squire:Look... are you insinuating something?
Man:Oh, no, no, no... yes.
Man:Well, you're a man of the world, squire.
Man:I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh... You've 'done it'...
Squire:What do you mean?
Man:Well, I mean like,... you've SLEPT, with a lady...
Man:What's it like?


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